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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter meets him at the gates and takes him on a tore through heaven. They enter a long hall with doors lining either side of it. | A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter meets him at the gates and takes him on a tore through heaven. They enter a long hall with doors lining either side of it. | ||
| − | Saint Peter opens the first door they come to they see the Hindus reading the | + | Saint Peter opens the first door they come to they see the Hindus reading the Rigveda. |
| − | The next door they open they see the Buddists reading the | + | The next door they open they see the Buddists reading the The Diamond Sutra. |
| − | In the next room contains people of the islamic faith reading the | + | In the next room contains people of the islamic faith reading the Qur'an, and the next has catholics reading the bible. |
Then they pass a door that Peter doesn't open. This rouses the mans curiosity and he asks, "Who is in that room sir?" | Then they pass a door that Peter doesn't open. This rouses the mans curiosity and he asks, "Who is in that room sir?" | ||
"Well" Peter replies, "That is the room with the Mormons. Don't go in there. They think they are the only one's in heaven." | "Well" Peter replies, "That is the room with the Mormons. Don't go in there. They think they are the only one's in heaven." | ||
Revision as of 21:08, 21 December 2006
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter meets him at the gates and takes him on a tore through heaven. They enter a long hall with doors lining either side of it.
Saint Peter opens the first door they come to they see the Hindus reading the Rigveda. The next door they open they see the Buddists reading the The Diamond Sutra. In the next room contains people of the islamic faith reading the Qur'an, and the next has catholics reading the bible.
Then they pass a door that Peter doesn't open. This rouses the mans curiosity and he asks, "Who is in that room sir?"
"Well" Peter replies, "That is the room with the Mormons. Don't go in there. They think they are the only one's in heaven."
