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| − | A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter meets him at the gates and takes him on a tour | + | A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter meets him at the gates and takes him on a tour. They enter a long hall with doors lining either side of it. |
| − | Saint Peter opens the first door they come to they see the Hindus reading the Rigveda. | + | Saint Peter opens the first door they come to they see the Hindus reading the Rigveda. The next door they open they see the Buddists reading the The Diamond Sutra. In the next room contains people of various Islamic faiths reading the Qur'an, and the next has Catholics reading the Bible. |
| − | The next door they open they see the Buddists reading the The Diamond Sutra. | ||
| − | In the next room contains people of | ||
| − | Then they pass a door that Peter doesn't open. This rouses the | + | Then they pass a door that Peter doesn't open. This rouses the man's curiosity and he asks, "Who is in that room, sir?" |
| − | "Well" Peter replies, " | + | "Well" Peter replies, "that is the room with the Mormons. Don't go in there; they think they are the only ones in heaven." |
Revision as of 10:14, 28 December 2006
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter meets him at the gates and takes him on a tour. They enter a long hall with doors lining either side of it.
Saint Peter opens the first door they come to they see the Hindus reading the Rigveda. The next door they open they see the Buddists reading the The Diamond Sutra. In the next room contains people of various Islamic faiths reading the Qur'an, and the next has Catholics reading the Bible.
Then they pass a door that Peter doesn't open. This rouses the man's curiosity and he asks, "Who is in that room, sir?"
"Well" Peter replies, "that is the room with the Mormons. Don't go in there; they think they are the only ones in heaven."
